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Let's talk about funny knock knock jokes. *Pauses for groans* Yes, we know, putting the words "funny knock knock jokes" together can seem like an oxymoron, but the fact is, knock knock jokes are funny!
In fact, they're some of the funniest jokes ever! They're just funny in a really cheesy, corny, groany sort of way.
To prove our point, we've knocked out some of our favorite funny knock knock jokes for you right here. So feel free to enjoy some great puns, awkward references, and shoe-horned punchlines, and then pick a few and share them with your friends.
You'll really knock their socks off with these!
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20 Best funny knock knock Jokes
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If you're going to tell funny knock knock jokes—and many people will tell you to ignore that impulse—you have to hit the naysayers with your best material. So, prove to the world they've misjudged your humor with these great jokes.
1. Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Funny, and educational!
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No, cows go moo, owls go who!
2. Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Cash.
Cash who?
Not a joke for those with nut allergies.
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No thanks, I'll have some peanuts.
3. Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Ya.
Ya who?
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Yahoo! I'm just as psyched to see you!
4. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue
Avenue who?
The punchline's right around the corner.
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Avenue seen it coming?
5. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
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Heidi who, hidey ho, neighbor!
6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
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What, you expect a cabbage to have a last name or what?
7. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke make you laugh?
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Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
via: Unsplash / Jamie Brown
8. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
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Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
9. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
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Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
10. Knock, knock.
Who's there
Amish
Amish Who?
Try this joke, you Mennonite like it.
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Aw How sweet. I miss you too.
11. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A herd.
A herd who?
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A herd you were home, so I came over!
12. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Barbara
Barbara who?
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Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...
13. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
Aloha-ha-ha.
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I’m fine, Hawaii you?
via: Unsplash / Artem Beliaikin
14. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
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Snow use. I forgot my name again!
15. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
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Water those plants or they’re going to die!
16. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Claire.
Claire who?
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Claire this hallway for delivery.
17.Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
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I don't know, you tell me!
18. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy and Joe Who?
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Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.
Three puns in one!
19. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
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Doris locked that's why I am knocking!
20. Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Dishes!
dishes who?
Wash you do this time?
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Dishes the Police come out with your hands up.
20 corny but funny knock knock jokes
via: Unsplash / Ben White
There's more corn in a knock knock joke than in the entire Midwest. So, by telling these corny jokes in knock knock form, you're really just staying true to the art.
21. Voldemort: Knock Knock
Harry Potter: Who's There?
Voldemort: You Know.
Harry Potter: You Know Who?
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Voldemort: Exactly!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Oil be right out.
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Butter be quick. I have to go to the bathroom!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
This joke really shakes things up.
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Ice cream soda people can hear me!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
This'll really egg your audience on.
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Can I have a hug and a quiche?
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Big interrupting cow.
Big interrupting cow who?
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MOOOOOOO!!!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
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You’ve seen that TV show?
via: Unsplash / Ali Yahya
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
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Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
28. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
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Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.
29. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Urine
Urine Who?
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URINEsecure don't know what for.
30. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
That's a Dolly good joke.
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Parton my French!
31. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
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Candice door open, or what?
32. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Oh, buzz off, will you?
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Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?
via: Unsplash / REVOLT
33. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
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Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
34. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
No, because you're gross.
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Dozen anyone wanna let me in?
35. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
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I butter nut tell you!
36. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
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No bell so I'll knock
37. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The guy who finished second.
The guy who finished second who?
Even the jokes only remember the winners.
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Exactly.
38. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
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Daisy me rollin, they hatin’.
39. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
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No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
40. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Luke under the mat.
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Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
18 funny dad knock knock jokes
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Dad jokes have become the favorite pastime of out-of-touch fathers eager to embarrass their offspring. So, get some practice in annoying your future kids with these funny knock knock jokes that are as dad-like as a Father's Day tie.
41. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
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Radio or not here I come!
42. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Dad won't leaf you alone until you laugh at this one.
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Lettuce in and I'll tell you!
43. Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
It's already Ben done.
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Phillip the gas tank please!
44.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Not if you're a sail's man.
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Canoe come out or what?
45. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
How tragic.
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Euripides jeans, you pay for ’em, okay?
46. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
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Water you doing? Just open the door!
via: Unsplash / Evelyn Paris
47. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
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Water you doing? Just open the door!
48. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
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Leaf the house, you’re not the owner anymore!
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
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Somebody who thinks you should fix your darn doorbell!
50. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sorry
Sorry who?
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Sorry wrong door!
51. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twit
Twit who?
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Did anyone else hear an owl?
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52. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tad
Tad who?
A really Looney punchline there.
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Tad's all folks!
53. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tad
Tad who?
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Tad's all folks!
54. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino!
Rhino who?
I thought it was elephants that didn't forget.
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Rhino every knock knock joke there is!
55. Knock knock.
Who’s there
Leena.
Leena who?
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Leena little close and I will tell you!
56. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Really yolk it up with this one.
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Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
57. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Money.
Money who?
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My knee hurts when I run.
58. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
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Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!
17 funny christmas knock knock jokes
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Tis the season for trees, lights, carols, presents, and really bad jokes that make everyone wish they'd spent the holiday alone. These knock knock Christmas jokes are so bad, yule wish you'd hadn't told them all! O holy mistake!
Here are 17 funny Christmas knock knock jokes:
59. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Wrong holiday, boat boy!
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Noah good Christmas joke?
60. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
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You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
61. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Tex, very much.
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Avery merry Christmas to you!
62. knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
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Santa Christmas card to you. Did you get it?
63. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Can't Comet on this one.
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Anita lift, Rudolph.
via: Unsplash / Tim Gouw
64. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Canya.
Canya who?
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Canya please get me a Christmas cookie?
65. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oakham.
Oakham who?
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Oakham all ye faithful…
66. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Claus.
Claus who?
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Claus I can't wait any longer!
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
Snow way that's the right forecast.
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It looks like rain, deer!
68. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze!
Freeze who?
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Freeze a jolly good fellow! Freeze a jolly good fellow!
69. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Honda…
Honda who?
Thought it might be a new Civic instead...
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Honda first day of Christmas my true love sent to me, a partridge in a pear tree!
via: Unsplash / Joao Melo
70. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
They're all Don.
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Arthur any mince pies left?
71. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Coal.
Coal who?
That's some really black humor.
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Coal me if you hear Santa coming.
72. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
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Aurora’s just come from the abominable snowman.
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
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Doughnut open gifts until Christmas Day.
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabell.
Isabell who?
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Is a jingle bell ringing?
12 funny math knock knock jokes
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Funny knock knock jokes operate on simple arithmetic: presence + punchline = cringing listeners. Really hit the math home by telling these knock knock math jokes.
75. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's
Two 4's who?
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No need to make lunch we already 8.
76. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zeroes!
Zeroes who?
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Zeroes as fast as she can, but she still lost the boat race.
77. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tangents!
Tangents who?
They go with cosines.
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Tangents like to go to the beach.
78. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Axis.
Axis who?
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Axis for chopping, saw is for cutting.
79. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Möbius.
Möbius who?
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Möbius a big whale!
80. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Outlier.
Outlier who?
Always tough when you aren't part of the cool data set.
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Outlier! We only let honest people in this house!
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81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mode.
Mode who?
I don't know what you mean.
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Mode the lawn. What should I do next?
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Certainly if they can't curve their behavior.
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Convex go to prison!
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
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Tennis five plus five!
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Is this joke even funny?
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Adam up 2+2=4
85. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
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Canoe help me with my maths?
86. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
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No bell, that's why I knocked!
12 funny but stupid knock knock jokes
via: Unsplash / Victoria Quirk
Don't let anyone tell you you're stupid for telling funny knock knock jokes. Tell these stupid jokes, and prove it to them before they can accuse you!
87. knock knock
Who's there?
Deja.
Deja who?
I swear I've heard this one before.
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Knock Knock.
88. knock knock
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
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Wanda hang out with me right now?
89. knock knock
Who's there?
Honeycomb
Honeycomb who?
Mind your own beeswax!
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Honeycomb your hair!
90. knock knock
Who's there?
Stupid.
Stupid who?
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Stupid you, that's who!
91. knock knock
Who's there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
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Fanny the way you keep saying "Who's there?"
92. knock knock
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
This punchline really bugs me.
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Amosquito
via: Unsplash / Samuel Myles
93. knock knock
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Sounds like a real emergency.
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Police hurry it's chilly out here.
94. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
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Goliath down, thou looketh tired!
95. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream Soda.
Ice Cream Soda who?
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Ice Cream Soda whole neighborhood can hear!
96. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Don't make telling this joke a habit.
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Nun your business!
97. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
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Cargo beep beep!
98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheddar ask her out then.
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Cheese a nice girl.
10 funny birthday knock knock jokes
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Don't have the money to buy someone a decent birthday gift? Tell them these knock knock birthday jokes, so they disinvite you to the party!
99. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
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Abbey birthday.
100. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alligator.
Alligator who?
Crocodile it down a bit.
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Alligator for her birthday was a card.
101. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
A joke that really sizzles.
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Bacon a cake for your birthday!
102. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hippo.
Hippo who?
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Hippo birthday to you, hippo birthday to you.
103. Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
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Wanda wish you a happy birthday!
via: Unsplash / Kristina Paparo
104. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Don't clog up the conversation with this one.
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Wooden shoe like this birthday present?
105. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
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Stopwatch you’re doing and have a happy birthday!
106. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
This joke dwarfs the competition.
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Elf me wrap these birthday presents.
107. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bertha
Bertha who?
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Bertha-day present just for you!
10 funny old people knock knock jokes
via: Unsplash / Cristina Gottardi
Getting old isn't funny, so old people have to find consolation in old people jokes. Whether you're old or old at heart, these knock knock jokes really will make you wish you could go senile a little earlier.
108. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
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I didn't know you could yodel!
109.Knock Knock
Who's there?
The Doctor
Doctor Who?
Time really Lords it over the elderly.
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No, no. Just the doctor.
110. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
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Needle little help getting in the door!
111. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
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Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
112. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip
Turnip who?
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A joke full of the kind of fiber old folks need!
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
113. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nanna.
Nanna who?
Nanna ain't in the mood today.
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Nanna your business, that’s who.
via: Unsplash / Kristina Paparo
114. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
This joke really sticks with you.
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Oswald my bubble gum!
115. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
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Snow use. I forgot my name again!
116. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Depends which way you're coven.
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Witches the way to the store.
117. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
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Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
10 funny dog knock knock jokes
via: Unsplash / Jamie Street
Whenever your dog refuses to follow your commands, really put him in his place with these biting knock knock dog jokes. That'll show him who's boss.
118. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Defense.
Defense who?
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Defense has a hole in it—that’s how I got into your yard!
119. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh
Hugh who?
Who's a good joke, oh, who's a good joke? You are! Oh yes, you are!
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Hugh’s a good dog? Me, right?
120. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bow.
Bow who?
Great, now the dogs are correcting everyone's grammar!
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Not “bow who!” “Bow wow!”
121. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
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Arthur any more dogs out there?
122. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Senior.
Senior who?
A real howler of a joke.
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Senior dog digging in the trash yesterday.
via: Unsplash / Svyatoslav Romanov
123. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ty.
Ty who?
At leash you could be more polite about it.
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Ty up the dog before he runs away.
124. Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ron!
Ron who?
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Ron a little faster, will you? There's a pit bull after us!
125. Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Pooch!
Pooch who?
Canine ask for a hug?
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Pooch your arms around me, baby!
126. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
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Irish I could get a puppy!
127.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen who?
Show Answer
Answer
Eileen over to pet the dog.
9 funny political knock knock jokes
via: Unsplash / History in HD
We live in dark political times, so lighten everybody up with these knock knock political jokes. You'll get bipartisan agreement that you have an awful sense of humor.
128. Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Busch Light!
Busch Light who?
That beers repeating.
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Busch Light to congress about Weapons of Mass Destruction.
129. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eclair!
Eclair who?
Show Answer
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"I Eclair war."
130. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
KGB.
KGB who?
KGB a little gentler next time?
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*gets slapped* The KGB answers to no one!
131. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lookfer!
Lookfer who?
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Lookfer another job, Yours is goin' to China!
via: Unsplash / Matt Popovich
132. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Crimea
Crimea who?
Ukraine make this stuff up.
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Crimea river
133. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
this joke really crashes...right into the glass ceiling.
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Annie thing you can do I can do for eighty-seven cents on the dollar.
134. Knock, knock!
Who's There?
Collusion.
Collusion who?
Everyone's Russian to judgment on this one.
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Exactly! THERE WAS NO COLLUSION!
135. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
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Robin the country blind while screaming JOBS JOBS JOBS and MAGA every five seconds.
136. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nita.
Nita who?
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Nita pretty good lawyer to keep you outta jail
5 funny science knock knock jokes
via: Unsplash / Trust "Tru" Katsande
Science can be mysterious, wonderful, and incomprehensible all at once. Science jokes can be terrible, unforgivable, and unfunny all at once. So, share away!
137. Knock knock
Who's there?
Square root of 2.
Square root of 2 who?
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Don't listen to me I'm irrational.
138. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ohms!
Ohms who?
Accompanied by his colleague Wattson.
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Sherlock Ohms at your service.....
139. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Uranium-235!
Uranium-235 who?
This joke really radiates good humor.
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If you don't open this door I'm gonna split
via: Unsplash / Hans Reniers
140. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Noble Gas!
Noble Gas who?
Don't lead neon.
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Nevermind, I guess all my friends Argon.
141. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Zinc.
Zinc who?
Show Answer
Answer
Put your dishes in the Zinc!
9 funny computer knock knock jokes
via: Unsplash / Lee Campbell
Tell a few of these knock knock computer jokes and remind everyone why it is they stopped listening to you and started staring at their phone all day in the first place.
142. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya Ya.
Ya Ya who?
Even better if you get them to sing it out.
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.com
143. Knock knock
Who's there?
Firewall!
Firewall who?
Show Answer
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Welcome to China! Home of the Great Firewall.
144. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Amanda!
Show Answer
Answer
Amanda fix your security system.
145.Knock Knock
Who's There?
Wire.
Wire who?
I'll telegraph you the punchline later.
Show Answer
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Wire you asking i just told you.
146. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aldo
Aldo who?
Even laugh at this joke?
Show Answer
Answer
Aldo anything for a video game system!
via: Unsplash / Emmanuel
147. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Disk.
Disk who?
Show Answer
Answer
Disk is a recording, please leave your message after the beep!
148. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida Who?
Show Answer
Answer
Ida called first, but the phone's not working.
149. Knock knock.
Who’s there?Yah.
Yah who?
The real joke is anyone actually choosing Bing.
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No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
150. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Show Answer
Answer
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
5 funny military knock knock jokes
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The military is an honored institution. Remind them why they were right not to welcome you into their midst with these Grade F military jokes.
151. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Army.
Army who?
GI don't know.
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Army and you still friends?
152. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sniper
Sniper Who?
Show Answer
Answer
Exactly.
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153. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran my brain trying to think of a reply.
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Iran over here to tell you this!
154. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Show Answer
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You're welcome!
155. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Osama Bin
Osama Bin Who?
Still a classic all these years later.
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Answer
Osama Bin in the same place too long and we got him.
13 funny easter knock knock jokes
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Easter can be a time to bring the family together. Easter jokes are a reason for them to stay apart. You can really knock the charm out of that festive reunion with these funny knock knock jokes.
156. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Show Answer
Answer
Wendy Easter Bunny Coming?
157. Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ether
Ether who?
This one's drowsier than the normal.
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Answer
The Ether bunny.
158. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ana.
Ana who?
Show Answer
Answer
Ana-other Easter Bunny!
159. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Show Answer
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Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
160. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
This one will really slaughter your audience.
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Butcher eggs all in one basket.
161. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Show Answer
Answer
Dewey have to listen to any more of these bunny jokes?
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162. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Show Answer
Answer
Heidi eggs around the house!
163. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
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Alma Easter eggs are gone. Can I have one of yours?
164. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
What a smashing joke to tell!
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Egg-cited to see me?
165. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
You really blue it with this one.
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Orange you glad there are no more Easter bunny jokes?
166. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
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Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter bunnies?
167. Knock, knock
Who's there?
Some bunny
Some bunny Who?
Hop over and find out who the culprit is!
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Some bunny is eating all my Easter eggs!
168. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Show Answer
Answer
Don’t cry – the Easter bunny will be back again next year!
10 funny coffee knock knock jokes
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Needing a caffeine fix? Then you're definitely not in the mood for knock knock coffee jokes. Too bad your next cup of joe comes with a couple jokes before the black brew can work its magic.
169. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Coffee Brew.
Coffee Brew who?
A joke that lets everyone know who gets the first cup of coffee in the morning.
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Coffee Brew for me not you.
170. Knock Knock<
Who's there?
Joe Coffee
Joe Coffee who?
Show Answer
Answer
Joe Coffee's ready!
171. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abraham.
Abraham who?
Show Answer
Answer
Abraham cracker and milk would be great.
172. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Esme.
Esme who?
Nate yet.
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Answer
Esme tea ready yet?
173. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
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Philip my cup, I’m thirsty!
174. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sid.
Sid who?
I'd rather Stan.
Show Answer
Answer
Sid down and have a cup of coffee.
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175. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Goat.
The Goat who?
Show Answer
Answer
Goat to the store and pick up some milk.
176. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Show Answer
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Doughnut panic – this is just a joke.
177. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Sure, it's a piece of a cake.
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Don’t worry about muffin! Everything is going to be alright.
178. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pretzel.
Pretzel who?
This joke is a little twisted.
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Answer
Pretzel the button to ring the doorbell.
5 funny lawyer knock knock jokes
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There's only one reason to be grateful lawyers exist in the world: they gave us a reason to create lawyer jokes. These funny knock knock jokes really set the bar high for knocking down the folks who passed the bar.
179. Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?
Show Answer
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Everybody knows that!
180. KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
LAWYER.
LAWYER WHO?
A slogan for everyone before they visit a lawyer.
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LAWYER YOUR EXPECTATIONS TO AVOID GETTING DISAPPOINTED!
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181. KNOCK, KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
ABYSSINIA.
ABYSSINIA WHO?
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ABYSSINIA BEHIND BARS ONE OF THESE DAYS!
182. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Certainly true if you aren't Piggy about by the police.
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Kermit a crime, and you’ll get locked up by the police.
183. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Control Freak. Con—
Show Answer
Answer
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?!”
9 funny office knock knock jokes
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If there's a place people would actually enjoy funny knock knock jokes, it's in the dreary, boring world of office life. So, keep your knock knocks topical with these office jokes perfect for your colleagues around the cubicle.
184. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
This will really cheerio the whole office.
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Cereal pleasure to meet you!
185. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Show Answer
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Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.
186. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?
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Candy door open any slower?
187. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
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That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
189. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Show Answer
Answer
Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.
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190. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A joke that makes every tax agent laugh merrily.
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IRS. Your house has been repossessed.
191. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
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Ooh, quite the existentialist I see.
192. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Show Answer
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Wire we here? Why is anybody here? Let’s just have a drink.
12 funny church knock knock jokes
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The one thing the pious and the impious can agree on is that they've had enough funny knock knock jokes for this lifetime and any other afterlife to boot. Too bad for them, you've brought knock knock church jokes that will pass muster from here to heaven.
193. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
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Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
194. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Buddha!
Buddha who?
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Buddha this slice of bread for me!
195. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah, who?
No, but I can build a decent boat.
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Noah build a fast pinewood derby car?
196. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dubai!
Dubai who?
I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?
I like the Qatar your jib, young fella.
197. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jason Bourne!
Jason Bourne who?
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A Bourne again Christian thats who.
198. Knock knock!
Whos There?
Allah!
Allah who?
Show Answer
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Allah these stars will guide us home.
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199. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Babylon.
Babylon who?
What a towering joke for any crowd.
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Babylon. I’m not really listening to the gibberish you’re spouting.
200. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jesus!
Jesus who?
Show Answer
Answer
Jesus Christ, open the door.
201. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Sodom.
Sodom who?
Gomorrah need another joke after this one.
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Sodom earlier, but didn’t talk to ’em!
202. KNOCK KNOCK.
WHO’S THERE?
HOLIER!
HOLIER WHO?
Show Answer
Answer
I’M HOLIER THAN YOU.
203. Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
What a divine joke.
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Heaven seen you in ages!
204. Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Moo!
Moo who?
Show Answer
Answer
Your Mooooslim friend.
2 funny but cheesy knock knock jokes
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Knock knock stink as bad as old cheese, and like cheese, the stinkier the better. So, share their cheesy jokes with friends and make sure you really stink up the whole room.
205. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Yeah, she's a gouda one.
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Cheese a nice girl.
206. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Quiche.
Quiche who?
Show Answer
Answer
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
17 funny but bad knock knock jokes
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Look, you're a bad dude for inflicting these funny knock knock jokes on the world, so embrace it and tell some bad jokes that will getting them laughing.
207. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda Smellmop.
Wanda Smellmop who?
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Answer
No, thanks, I’m not into scat.
208. Knock, knock, who's there?
Nicosia
Nicosia who?
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Clothing for sale. Buy your socks and Nicosia
209. Knock, knock, who's there?
Medina
Medina who?
This one's really out to lunch.
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Medina's on the table so I've got to go.
210. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Show Answer
Answer
Ada burger for lunch!
211. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Show Answer
Answer
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!
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212. Knock, knock,
who's there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
This joke is really up the creek.
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Wendy river bends we call it a meander.
213. Knock knock
Who's there?
Candy...
Candy who?
Suckers love this joke.
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Candy owner of this big red car come and move it off my drive?
214. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Show Answer
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Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.
215. Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes Dishes
Who?
Show Answer
Answer
Dishes a bad joke.
216. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
Show Answer
Answer
Tinker Bell is out of order!
217. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iowa
Iowa who?
Better Nebraska for forgiveness.
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Answer
Iowa big apology to the owner of that red car!
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218. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sadie
Sadie who?
Show Answer
Answer
Sadie Pledge of allegiance. It's the 4th of July!
219. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Well, you asked for it.
Show Answer
Answer
Who, who, who, who...
220. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Water
Water who?
Show Answer
Answer
Water you doing in there? Open the door, please!
221. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ach!
Ach who?
This joke is nothing to sneeze at.
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Sounds like your coming down with a cold
222. Knock knock
Who’s there?
A little girl
a little girl who?
Show Answer
Answer
a little girl who can't reach the doorbell!
223. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
Show Answer
Answer
That's a great T.V. show, isn't it?
11 funny witty Knock knock jokes
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Just because your knock knock fanatic doesn't mean you can't also prove to be quite witty. These funny knock knock jokes are also witty jokes that anyone (with no shame or self-regard) would be proud to share!
224. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
X
X who?
B my guest.
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X for breakfast!
225. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Show Answer
Answer
Will you let me in?
226. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
any
Zany who?
They'd have to be crazy not to laugh.
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Zany body home?
227. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Show Answer
Answer
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
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228. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juneau.
Juneau who?
Alaska a friend.
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Juneau the capital of Alaska?
229. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Show Answer
Answer
Avenue knocked on this door before?
230. Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Doris.
Doris who?
Show Answer
Answer
Doris jammed again.
231. Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Hal
Hal who?
Show Answer
Answer
Halloo to you too!
232. Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Yukon
Yukon who?
this joke's a gold mine.
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Yukon go away and come back another time.
233. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Don't dry any funny stuff!
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Answer
Dishes the police! Open up!
234. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Show Answer
Answer
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
7 funny new years knock knock jokes
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Make sure you're auld acquaintances really consider forgetting you this year by sharing your funny knock knock new years jokes with them during the countdown. You'll ring in the new year amused...and probably alone.
235. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Amory.
Amory who?
Show Answer
Answer
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
236 . Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
One of those jokes that works best in pears.
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Apple New Year!
237. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Show Answer
Answer
Hannah Happy New Year!
238. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
That's a pretty gouda one.
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For cheese a jolly good fellow!
239. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beth
Beth who?
Show Answer
Answer
Beth wishes for a happy New Year!
240. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fleas.
Fleas Who?
A joke that really ticks.
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Fleas a jolly good fellow.
241. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gopher.
Gopher Who?
Rodent see that punchline coming.
Show Answer
Answer
I could Gopher a cup of hot chocolate right about now.
242. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harvey.
Harvey Who?
Show Answer
Answer
Harvey good New Year everyone.
243. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly Who?
Show Answer
Answer
Holly-days are here again!
11 funny knock knock nerd jokes
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You may think funny knock knock jokes are synonymous with nerd jokes, but believe it not, some knock knock jokes can be even nerdier than that. Try sharing some of these jokes and see who pulls off the best nerd laugh afterward.
244. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Toby
Toby Who?
Hamlet they have a minute to get this one.
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Toby or not Toby, that is the question.
245. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Carrot
Carrot Who?
Show Answer
Answer
Karate Chop!
246. Knock Knock
Who's There?
Narnia!
Narnia who?
Aslan as they laugh, that's all that matters.
Show Answer
Answer
Narnia business.
247. Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aldo
Aldo who?
Show Answer
Answer
Aldo anything for a video game system!
248. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Hope this joke doesn't alienate your friends.
Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?
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249. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Show Answer
Answer
Dozen anybody want to let me in?!
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250. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noise.
Noise who?
Show Answer
Answer
Noise to see you!
251. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Show Answer
Answer
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
252. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Show Answer
Answer
Snow use askin’ when you can just open.
253. Knock knock
Who’s there?
To
to who?
Nerdy and pedanctic, all in one!
Show Answer
Answer
It’s “to whom.”
254. Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
A pun in so few syllables!
Show Answer
Answer
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
How To Use Funny Knock Knock Jokes
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Funny knock knock jokes only work if you help them work. You can't just rely on the text to do all the work for you. As with any humor, delivery is important. So, to make sure you're telling your knock knock jokes right, following these 4 steps. Then, you can sit back and let everyone enjoy how marvelously bad your sense of humor is.
1. Prepare for Groans Now
Get ready to relish your inner dad and let one of the great dad joke forms speak through you! These jokes are designed to be bad. You want them to be bad. You want them to be so bad that they make people laugh in spite of themselves.
So, embrace your role in this, and really enjoy telling these jokes.
2. Practice Your Punchlines
The key to every knock knock joke is the punchline, and that's why you need to deliver it just right. Sometimes, it's about bending the pronunciation of a word or really emphasizing an unexpected turn with your reaction.
Practice these beforehand to make sure when you tell it to others, you really communicate where the humor—such as it is—resides.
3. Share Your Amusement
This is sort of a post joke companion point with Step 1. Often, it isn't the knock knock joke itself that makes people laugh, it's the clear, child-like amusement the joke teller displays in having made everyone listen to their punchlines.
4. Keep Knocking
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If the first joke falls flat, tell another. The key to getting the knock knock humor right is to practice and to show people you're a good sport who just wants to make the world smile. So, if a silent crowd knocks you flat, get back up and start knock knocking again.
More Funny Jokes
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- What do you call a list of what do you call jokes? Pure comedic gold.
- Make sure your whole family envies the turkey by sharing your favorite thanksgiving jokes this November.
In Conclusion
Sure, you may struggle to feel the above knock knock jokes really count as among the funniest jokes ever, but did you ever stop to think maybe you're the problem? These funny knock knock jokes are great for casual conversations, lightening the mood, and just letting everyone know you don't take yourself too seriously.
So, get off your high horse, you comedy purist you, take your favorite jokes from above, and head over to a friends to share. And, hey, don't forget to knock when you get there.
