Robin Sutherns | Sep 4, 2020 | 0
107 Bad Pick Up Lines – This is the only list you’ll need.
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Why are you looking at bad pick up lines on the internet? Do you have any idea what you’re doing to yourself?!
If you’ve seen any of our YouTube videos, you know by now that you should NEVER just rely on pick up lines to get a girl to like you…
…that is, unless you’re just having some fun.
Below you’ll find a collection of the worst pick up lines we could think of and further down, you’ll find a rundown of how to pick up women. So if you decide to try them out, don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Why go any further? We have a list of the best bad pick up lines that are so bad, they’re kinda good.
Here are the 14 best bad pick up lines:
1. Can you pass me an inhaler? Because you just took my breath away.
I’m laughing so hard at this I can’t breathe.
2. Is your mom a chicken? Because you’re eggcellent.
Chicken is just a fun word to say.
3. Damn, how can you be hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
Keep your laptop dust free with keyboard cleaner/air in a can.
4. I’m thirsty, and guess whose body is 75% water?
Prepare for a drink to the face with this one. It’s too perfect.
5. Addicted to yes; allergic to no. What do you say?.
6. Can you tell me what’s an attractive, funny man like me doing without your number?
If this doesn’t prove your sense of humor, nothing will.
7. Do you like plums? How about a date?
Some fruity comedy can really spice up your flirting game.
8. I’m from out of town. Can you please give me directions to your place?
I’m pretty sure it’s where I’m staying tonight.
9. I got a pen and you’ve got a phone number. Imagine the possibilities.
So many dates to go on!
10. You must have 11 protons. Because you’re sodium fine girl!
Save this one for when you’re in the STEM building on campus.
11. Forget about hydrogen, you’re always the number one element for me.
This one too.
12. Hey there, can you spare a few minutes for me to hit on you?
If she has somewhere to be, walk with her and charmingly convince her that she’ll be completely in love with you by the time you reach her destination.
13. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
We can put a historical plaque in this very spot in 10 years.
14. I was wondering if you had an extra heart, because mine was just stolen.
Describe the culprit as the girl you’re talking to but only use flattering descriptions.
A girl can’t fault you for using bad pick up lines if they’re adorable enough. Try out these bad but cute pick up lines when you want to look bashful and sweet.
Here are 15 bad but cute pick up lines:
15. I hope you know CPR… Because you are taking my breath away!
Similar to the inhaler one from above, but slightly more dire.
16. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
Like those birds from Finding Nemo.
17. Can I call you mine? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
This is sweeter than honey.
18. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey
This is about as sweet as honey.
19. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
I’d use this one because I like camping. Choose a pick up line that relates to your interests.
20. I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. Cause I am totally checking you out.
The library is one of the few remaining public places where you’re not expected to buy anything.
21. Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out to dinner. Just smile for yes, or do a backflip/somersault/counter-spin gymnastics combination for no.
If she’s able to say no, at least you’ll get a cool gymnastics show from your rejection.
22. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
For a great first date, have a nice, home-cooked meal at your mom’s house!
23. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean. And I don’t mind being lost at sea
Because I always carry water wings with me.
24. “I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life… And I was wondering if I could interview you
They said we had to interview a professional.
25. You are the reason… Santa even has a naughty list.
And to all a good night!
26. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
This one’s only for the bravest of men.
27. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
I need something to cuddle or I can’t fall asleep.
28. You look great and all, but do you know what will really look good on you? Me.
I might make you sweat a little though.
29. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack
And I’m hungry.
The only time you should you use these bad and cringy pick up lines is when you aren’t even in it to get a number and are just having fun. You might make such a profound impact that you’ll end up getting one without even trying.
Here are 15 bad and cringy pick up lines:
30. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
Wouldn’t it be weird if her eyes suddenly grew mouths and they said something like, “BEATRICE!”?
31. What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
One of the best ways to ruin your chances with ANY girl is by touching her face.
32. Let’s play a game, winner dates loser.
It’s a win-win situation.
33. I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
This is a Nice Guy pick up line through and through. Never, EVER use this.
34. Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work but I feel like I should take you out.
This is good for when you meet a nurse.
35. If you were a steak you would be well done.
Make sure your delivery on this one is well done.
36. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
In case you can’t figure it out, either a “yes” or a “no” will get you a date.
37. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
When will you be up for auction?
38. My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
This works best for gay or bisexual fellas.
39. We’re not socks. But I think we’d make a great pair.
A matching pair is always better than a mismatched pair.
40. Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming.
It would stink if you woke up, wouldn’t it?
41. Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
Don’t be obtuse about it. This is acute pick up line.
42. Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Bonus points if you try this on a married woman who’s wearing a big, old ring.
43. Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Be right back… Got a little hungry writing this one.
44. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
Hopefully she isn’t capable of killing millions of people, otherwise you’ll have your hands full.
If you still don’t want to listen to our advice and would like to use these bad pick up lines, try out some smooth pick up lines that are so bad, they might actually work.
Here are 14 bad but smooth pick up lines:
45. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Too hot for summer.
46. I’ll give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, you can return it.
Preface this by asking if she’d like to make a deal.
47. Did you swallow magnets? Cause you’re attractive.
This will get you a heavy eye roll.
48. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?
It’s every little boy’s dream to plan the perfect wedding.
49. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Perfect for when you’re so drunk, you can barely keep your eyes open.
50. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You’re a lost puppy, not a stalker.
51. Did you hear of the new disease called beautiful? You’re showing the early warning signs of infection.
If she asks you to list the warning signs, you’re in.
52. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
This one is older than time.
53. When a penguin finds a mate they stay with them for the rest of their life. Will you be my penguin?
Demonstrate how well you can waddle and regurgitate fish to feed your future children.
54. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
Use this one even when you have no intentions of getting to know her. Compliments feel good.
55. Good thing I just bought life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Please… Grab the defibrillator over there… Quickly!
56. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
Floss and brush your teeth at least twice a day.
57. You’ve got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!
Another simple compliment. You can’t go wrong.
58. So I heard you got the hots for me!
Pretty much every girl has a friend named Emily or Heather. Tell her it was one of them.
If you’re not going to get a date, you might as well have a good time. Use these bad but funny pick up lines when you just want to share a laugh.
Here are 15 bad but funny pick up lines:
59. Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
Shhh, you don’t need to say anything.
60. If beauty were measured in seconds, you’d be an hour!
She might ask you why not longer.
61. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Lots of twists and turns in them so it’s easy to get lost.
62. I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women!
Ask if you can draw a quick sketch of her on a napkin. It’ll be funnier if you’re not good at drawing.
63. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
With the proper framing, it’ll work.
64. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend
If you slip up and say “ex” instead of “next”, kiss those prospects goodbye.
65. They say Disneyworld is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Something I’ve always wanted to do: Drink around the world at Epcot.
66. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Be careful with this one. You might trigger someone.
67. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
Heaven for climate, hell for company. – J.M. Barrie
68. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Bad, but guaranteed to get a smile… Or a smirk… Maybe a frown..
69. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
You ain’t never had a friend like me.
70. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
Gleep gorp glom… Glip glap gloop glam.
71. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like He already did.
Praise him! 🙌
72. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
Serious note: If you or someone you know is suffering from suicidal thoughts, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline phone number is 1-800-273-8255
73. Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
This one is guaranteed to work if you actually just broke your leg and she looks down and sees a mangled mess.
Nearly all pick up lines can be considered cheesy pick up lines.
Look at our worst pick up lines that are so cheesy, they’re growing mold.
Here are 14 bad and cheesy pick up lines:
74. Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.
Starting off strong with the cheesiness.
75. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Magnets can also repel if you flip them over.
76. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Sometimes Cupid can’t control all the love that happens in a day.
77. I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
Admittedly, this one is a bit heavy…
78. I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.
She’s obviously hiding her wings from you.
79. If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
80. Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!
It’d be a cruel bit of irony if you used this and it made the girl so mad that she threw her drink in your face, which resulted in you becoming completely blind.
81. Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
Adjust this for the 21st century. There are no payphones anymore.
82. Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle
If you’re not using liquid fabric softener in the wash, you’re missing out on clothes that smell GREAT.
83. Do you like bananas or blueberries? I wanna know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
I’m more of a waffle guy myself.
84. “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
To be honest, it was probably for speeding. (Get it? Because women are bad drivers? Only joking, of course.)
85. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print
Extra emphasis on “fine.”
86. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
Short, simple, cheesy.
87. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes
If you’re ever in a car accident, the first thing you should do is take pictures (as long as you’re not hurt, of course.)
What happens when you combine dumb pick up lines and bad pick up lines?
Absolute stupidity. Take a look below for the worst of the worst, guaranteed to get an enormous eye roll and maybe a good laugh.
Here are 15 bad and dumb pick up lines:
88. HI, I’M MR. RIGHT. SOMEONE SAID YOU WERE LOOKING FOR ME.
They said the most beautiful girl in the room was looking for Mr. Right and I knew it had to be you they were talking about.
89. I MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST LOOKING GUY HERE, BUT BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY!
A little self-deprecation is one of the easiest ways to get a laugh out of someone.
90. Someone farted. Let’s get out of here!
Flatulence humor is the highest form of comedy and you can’t convince me otherwise.
91. My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.
Top notch boyfriend material right here.
92. From one to America, how free are you tonight?
McDonalds… Wal-Mart… The Gap… Baseball…
93. Did the cops arrest you earlier? Because it’d have to be illegal to look that great.
If she’s escaped from prison, she’ll need a safe house to lie low for the evening.
94. You make me melt like an ice cream cone in the summer sun.
Let’s go get some ice cream.
95. Are you as gorgeous on the inside as you are on the outside?
Only one way to find out!
96. I heard that you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?
Just one more reason to hate Algebra.
97. Are you related to Dracula? Because you sure looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me.
Bite my neck and call me dinner.
98. This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
Do a belly dance to assert dominance.
99. I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
Don’t actually use this after a break up. You’ll end up feeling even worse.
100. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Make sure your friend isn’t more attractive than you if you use this.
101. They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation?
Immediately move in for a kiss with your mouth and eyes wide open (but don’t actually try to kiss her). It’ll be hilarious… Or creepy… It depends, really.
102. When I look at you, you make me want to wish I wasn’t gay.
If she thinks you’re gay, she might actually stick around and talk with you… It’ll be a little awkward once you spill the beans though.
These bad yet sweet pick up lines are amusing but they show that you’re trying your best. Rather than just using bad pick up lines, you’re trying to add in a little romance or a compliment from sweet pick up lines to make your partner feel unique.
Here are 5 bad yet sweet pick up lines:
103. Are you as gorgeous on the inside as you are on the outside?
This line is bad because it implies you want to know what someone’s organs look like.
104. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Although a line like this is longwinded, it’s also well thought out. Saying this to someone will make them think for a moment.
105. Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?
Bad lines like this make someone cringe and then smile afterward.
106. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Would you be able to follow this if someone said it to you?
107. Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
This is a cheeky chat-up line that will let someone know that you want to kiss them.
If you’re ridiculously handsome – I’m talking Brad Pitt handsome – then these bad pick up lines might actually work for you.
If you’re not a 10/10, don’t use bad pick up lines with the expectation that they’ll lead to a romantic evening in your bedroom.
Pick up lines are great for easing tension and having a good time. But most girls don’t respond positively to them unless they already find you attractive or interesting.
So if you must use these bad pick up lines, don’t use them seriously and just have fun with it. That way, everyone wins.
Downloadable and Printable List of Bad Pick Up Lines
Here is a downloadable and printable list of Best Bad pick Up Lines (right click the image and select Save Image As):
More Ways On How To Flirt With A Girl
Think flirting is more than just saying a bad pick up line? You’re absolutely correct!
- Do you know what women want? Click that link to find out.
- For an in-depth look at the female mind, you need to become a pro at understanding women.
- Once you plop your pick up line on her, you better know how to talk to girls.
- These days, knowing how to flirt with a girl over text is a necessity.
- Don’t miss the signs a girl is flirting with you! Learn them by following that link!
Well there you go! A giant list of the best (worst) bad pick up lines we could find and think of.
Use them at your own risk or use them all the time – the choice is yours and completely depends on your personality.