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If you want to know how make a girl laugh, one of the best absolute ways is to deliver lame, corny, cheesy pick up lines.
Besides the basic things that women are attracted to, you’ll almost always win a girl’s heart if you can make her laugh.
Now… I what know you’re thinking:
“Pick up lines are dumb, over-the-top and rarely work when you’re trying to actually hit on a girl.”
…And I couldn’t agree with you more, if you’re being serious with them.
But if you show a girl that you’ve got the confidence to deliver what you know is a lame line, and then have the confidence to laugh at yourself about it, there’s a huge chance she’ll actually be pretty damn attracted to you (women love confidence).
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Sometimes you just want to go right for the jugular and launch into the best cheesy pick up lines. The best thing about being cheesy is that you're not being aggressive, but they're over the top enough to, hopefully, engender a chuckle and a conversation.
Not an open hand slap to the face.
Delivering a good solid cheesy pick up line is all about your delivery, so make sure you check out our public speaking guides to pick up a few pointers. You can say almost anything to get a girlfriend if you know how to deliver it properly.
But in the meantime, let's jump right into the best cheesy pick up lines.
Here are the 18 best cheese pick up lines:
Safety first everyone. Just don't trip over the delivery. Hey oh!
Just a safe cheesy line in the #metoo era. But, obviously, don't make light of that movement.
Not single for long if you deliver this one right.
A bold line. It foreshadows a proposal, so, for gods sake, be careful.
Follow up fact, dates and raisins are completely different fruit. Maybe don't bring that up...
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This one probably works better in Bible camps, but your mileage may vary.
It's a classic. Just don't come off all stalkerish. This is the first encounter after all.
Just a good Samaritan right there...
Insert your own chocolate or candy company here. Use regional chocolate for best results.
This is an autumnal line. Seasonal lines are just fine.
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If you can back this one up with a card trick... plan on making breakfast.
Or comforter man. Two for one... Use your ingenuity, but you see where we're at here.
Location-specific of course, but you should just carry sugar with you at all times anyway.
Harder to get this one to hit with the whole MCU these days... but... dammit. Thanks Marvel.
I mean, Mark Zuckerberg would. And he's a billionaire.
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She's your GPS. Your beacon home. It'll work.
Don't use these back to back or you'll look like a moron with no sense of direction. Change it up.
This works a lot better if you don't have a DUI. Know your own background.
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Cheesy pick up lines are almost by definition funny pick up lines. And why shouldn't they be?
A cheesy pick up line is basically just an ice breaker. And if you've ever been to any event where some high priced know it all tells you how to break the ice, you know they're either awkward and disastrous or, somehow, kind of effective.
Here are 19 cheesy, but also funny, pick up lines:
Don't push this beyond three times. There are laws against doing so I'm sure.
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Straight and to the point.
Cousin Larry and Balki would be proud. Wait, you don't know who they are? C'mon.
Leave out that you have a license to kill. You know... because of the implication.
Extinction joke!
See, damn without the "n" holds back water. She'll get it.
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Always worth knowing if you will be able to go dutch.
Pretty good I'd bet. Pretty good.
Nothing like setting up your own ally-oop.
Okay, if this one works, there's a good chance the Perfect Stranger joke will work.
I'm lovin' it.
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If you've got the money to back up that claim, more power to you.
Adrian!
I mean, if her dad is a boxer, then... well, let's see how this goes.
So long as she doesn't resemble Chewie, you're in good shape.
Also, try it in a Balki accent. It'll work. Meta.
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Bold. Just... bold.
If this works, we completely expect you to post it to /r/aww
Also works with smarties.
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In the same way you can be both cheesy and funny at the same time, you can throw a dash of clever in there. Women love (or so I'm told) a rapier like wit. Rapier. Like the sword. Not, well, the other thing.
Let's dive into some cheesy, yet clever pick up lines that have a good to fair chance of getting your foot in the door.
Here are 23 cheesy yet clever pick up lines:
If she doesn't point out that you've already got a boyfriend, you're golden.
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How 'bout 'dem apples?
Can I buy a vowel?
Calling Andre 3000!
If you're feeling bold, bring up the sun... you know... Vitamin D.
Just don't use "air quotes."
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Boom! Professional joke.
No, no, there are two "o's" in Goose boys.
Everybody drop the "b!"
You can point at any random to make this work. You don't really need friends. They slow you down.
Man, you should be a photographer.
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But, stress that you have loads more nickles. Like enough to wash the sheets.
Done and done.
Never... never... say obtuse. Isocilies in certain contexts is okay.
I mean, if you can make this joke without her feeling old... go for it.
But, I think we can agree on the circumference of D.
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3:1 at least.
No magic 8 ball needed!
Citing Santa v. Claus...
Plus, smoking isn't good for you. C'mon.
For grad school. I'm getting my Ph."D" in you. No... don't say that.
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Everything he says is wrong.
Crikey.
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Every guy wants to be smooth. It's just something we strive for. That air of sophistication, confidence, and hopefully a fair bit of discretionary income. That's what makes you smooth. We can help you achieve that smoothness in a number of different ways, but once you have achieved it, well then... your cheesy line game steps up to 11.
These are our favorite cheesy but smooth pick up lines. Let us know how they worked out in the comments.
Here are 11 cheesy but smooth pick up lines:
Constitutionally, thank you very much.
Add a little sugar in there too.
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Always nice to correct an error.
Also works for seals, sea lions, and most large aquatic mammals. Aren't you enlightened?
Plus. FREE CANDY!
Make sure it does not lead to an alley.
Or "your number." You know, read the room.
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Or Why O Me?...ing.
Genie joke!
3600 for those keeping count.
Schizophrenia joke!
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So you're telling me there's a chance!
Remember that Dumb and Dumber had Jeff Daniels in it. That man is a national treasure. And Jim Carrey... and he's, well, he's a Canadian treasure.
The point is that dumb isn't always useless. A lot of dumb pick up lines are excellent ice breakers that can set you on the path to a delicious breakfast. If you pick up what I'm putting down. And if not, well, you're probably right at home with the cheesy but, emphasis, dumb, pick up lines. Winky face.
Here are 10 cheesy but dumb pick up lines:
Reading is super important.
Remember to check IDs here...
Remember to enunciate.
Way better than a 6" turkey...
Again... enunciate.
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Blue screen of love.
I mean, Time Cop is a classic. Or Bloodsport...
Cause, you know, global warming. It's a serious issue.
Not that Mr. Left. That guy's a dick.
Cause we can put out an amber alert right now. This is serious business.
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A cheesy but cringy pick up line is absurdly hard to pull off. You go in knowing full well that the face you're going to see on the other side is going to have equal parts laughter, pity, and "mmmmm... I don't think so." So if you land one of these pick up lines, prepare to be the king of the castle. Your less than worthy friends should take note of your line delivering prowers.
Here are 8 cheesy yet cringy pick up lines:
Works better on Long Island...
Tread carefully my friends... very carefully.
An oldie, but a goodie. Make sure you toughen up the old cheek for this one. It can go a couple different ways.
Thank you to Bram Stoker. Seriously. This one is on him. Well, on her, but, yeah.
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Stupid Bing. Seriously, blue screen of search engines.
Works better than an epi pen joke.
Bluetooth never works... never.
Can she hear you? If she can, she's in California for sure.
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If you feel like cheesy, but cringy isn't up to your level of line delivering expertise, we've got several cheesy, but just purely bad pick up lines for you to try.
We have a hard time imagining when these will actually work, but if they do, make sure you check the length of your target's school transportation.
Here are 10 cheesy but bad pick up lines:
Three... maybe four? Draw a line at the half dozen.
Interesting angle, but you don't know what her history is.
Witch joke!
Almond Joy's got a chance... Mounds don't.
Mass auto liability joke!
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Nerd joke!
Be honest. Don't be deceptive.
It worked for Sandra Bullock.
That's kind of the point, but still, if this works...
Corporate joke!
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If these worst pick up lines work... well, then, more power to you. We're not going to feel good about it. Neither should you. She certainly shouldn't, but consenting adults, right?
Here are 7 cheesy but also the worst pick up lines:
Gotta go with your hunches.
Kind of a regional thing.
Also, say "Bacon" in a Jamaican accent. Then buy her one of those.
Which came first?
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There's a whole economic Nobel prize about this idea...
Hands on.
Not like that dumb George Jetson guy. Screw him.
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When you are trying to show someone you're a sweet guy, it can be useful to be a little self-deprecating. It shows you don't take yourself too seriously. And the best way to do that is by using sweet pick up lines that are also knowingly cheesy. You basically admit you're a silly guy with a sweet heart, who's willing to do what it takes to make the girl you like laugh.
Dedication told in the cheesiest way imaginable.
A great cheesy line to use at the beach.
You're offering eternal love...in a pretty silly package.
This line works because you don't have to remember any lines!
Make sure you lay on the cheese with this one, because that's the only way to serve it.
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If there's a girl you've got your eye on at school, this is a great cheesy line to use.
Sweet, cheesy, and classy. Not bad qualities to associate with yourself.
Just make sure her eyes are blue!
You might get a date out of this one...or just a Wi-Fi password. Either way, it's a win.
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When you talk about cheesy pick up lines, it's very difficult not to touch some cute pick up lines. It's just that cute and cheesy are two things that usually go together. Pick one of these and you'll surely make her melt.
Here are 8 cute cheesy pick up lines:
Ouch, that must've hurt!
You should also get a prescription for Kiss-pirin!
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Does that also mean that you only fall on winter? Hmmm.
Well, maybe you'll be a good fit if you aren't NEGA-tron.
Remember though, opposites attract.
No? How about Bluetooth?
That's definitely something we'll order, along with some McPretty.
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You'll be the only thief that has the audacity to even greet your victim hello!
Picking the best cheesy pick up line is actually fairly easy. First of all, remember that when using cheesy pick up lines, there are just a few things to remember.
Here is how to pick the best cheesy pick up lines:
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If you deliver any of these in a serious manner, they're likely going to blow up faster than a deep fried turkey on Thanksgiving.
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Most of these will fail, even under the best circumstances. You're just trying to crack that frosty barrier that most women, rightly so, put up. Sometimes a little lighthearted warmth is all you need.
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For these lines to land, you need to read where she's at. Even the best line will land on deaf ears if she's not in the mood for your shenanigans. Always go for the girl who looks like she's open to some shenanigans. She'll be the one with the long island iced tea in front of her.
Cheesy pick up lines aren't the only way to get the girl. In fact, they aren't even the easiest, or most effective. We've taken a look at several other ways to give you the best chance at closing the deal.
Delivered correctly, these cheesy pick up lines are a great way to make a girl laugh.
If you can make a girl smile and laugh you’re already half way to winning her over!
Oh, and we’d love to hear which ones got the biggest laugh for you…
…so comment below and let us know how your cheesy pick up line delivery went!
One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn’t do.
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