In this post, we're breaking down a list of funny things to say to a girl, because you can never have too many.

But why? You see, humor is a huge part of getting someone to like you. Girls (or anyone, really) don't just look for someone who can make them blush - they look for someone who can make them laugh.

I've helped millions of men learn how to talk to girls, providing ideas like knowing the right things to say to a girl you like, to funny things to say to your crush. You can find more of my expertise in my blogs, or on my Youtube channel, MantelligenceDating.

If you're looking for the best pickup lines or funny things to say to a girl over text, this list of funny things to say to a girl hits all the right spots.


59 Best Funny Things To Say To a Girl

1. I tried rearranging the alphabet, but U and I would never separate for some reason.

Why It's Great: This pickup line is both clever and corny, which does wonders in telling her you're going to go the extra mile in making her laugh. You come across a beautiful woman and now you can't get her out of your mind! That's why you want to make sure you're right beside her - like the letters of the alphabet.

When to Say It: This is one of those flirty jokes that would work great as a text message. If you're getting to know a girl for the first time and trying to get on her good side, this funny line will not fail you! I used this once on a girl and it made her laugh out loud, but she definitely didn't turn me away.

2. I have a heart attack every time I am with you. My heart skips a beat and races a mile every time you touch me.

Why It's Great: A man who isn't afraid to show his vulnerable side always scores! If you're trying to earn a lot of boyfriend points, trying out this line is always a good idea. It may sound a little funny, but it's the truth!

When to Say It: If your girl is in a bad mood and in dire need of a pick-me-up, this line will definitely make your partner smile.

3. Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

Why It's Great: This will get her attention and make her laugh! Plus, it's extremely flattering. Wouldn't she feel wonderful, making you fall so hard for her? If you're trying to woo someone, a sense of humor will make all the difference.

When to Say It: If you're getting coffee and you happen to run into a cute girl, this cute joke is a surefire way to her heart.


4. Is your name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

Why It's Great: It doesn't always take a lot to make a girl laugh! Sometimes, all you need is a good sense of humor and an element of surprise, and this line could not get any more random. If you think you've found a keeper, never pass up the opportunity to use this line.

When to Say It: If you're looking for a random funny text to send to a girl and make her laugh, sending this is a good idea. I used this on my girlfriend the other day while we were getting ready, and it made her day!

5. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Why It's Great: She'll love this classic line. It might catch her off guard, but knowing a guy wants your number is always flattering. Coming up to a girl to ask for her phone number is not always easy, but adding a bit of humor to it might boost your chances!

When to Say It: This line is perfect any day and any time of the year. The next time you run into a cute girl, try getting her number using this bomb of a pickup line. I swear I've used this a hundred times already and it has never failed me.

6. You're so beautiful, I forgot my pick-up line.

Why It's Great: Who says you need a pickup line to make a girl smile? This non-pickup pickup line will definitely help you score. Smooth and funny - she'll love it.

When to Say It: The next time you find yourself in front of a beautiful girl and fumbling for words, don't fret. Act normally and use this line! I used to be shy back then. I remember using this pickup line unintentionally, but it worked!

7. I have thought about this long and hard. Your father must be an alien. There is not another person on the planet that's like you.

Why It's Great: Women love compliments, and this line is the complete package - it's funny, clever, and smooth. Remember when the hottest news was all about random UFO sightings? You can't deny the possibility of meeting someone who's completely out of this world!

When to Say It: This is the perfect line to let a girl know that she's nothing short of amazing. Which means, you should use it at any time!

8. I am going to call the cops. It must be illegal to be as fine as you are.

Why It's Great: This is one of those funny jokes that always gets a girl to blush and laugh out loud! Witty jokes make all the difference. Pair this with a faux disapproving smirk for drama and you'll be on your way to a girl's heart. It adds a bit of humor and character!

When to Say It: The next time you find yourself scouring for a funny text, type this up and hit send!

9. Who knew I would be an organ donor so early in life? I already gave my heart to you.

Why It's Great: If you are proposing to your one true love and want a touch of razzle and dazzle, this line will do it! If you think you've found the one, give it all you've got and never let her go!

When to Say It: If you want to shower your girl with words of affection, this line is perfect for any kind of day.

10. Am I cute enough, or do you need more of those vodkas?

Why It's Great: Girls get hit on by a lot of guys, but it's rare to meet one who actually has something good to say. Well, this line is spot on! Sometimes all you need is a sip of strong alcohol to finally sum up the confidence to talk to the girl you like. This one helps!

When to Say It: The next time you see a girl eyeing you from across the bar, use this line before offering to buy her a drink. Gotta be classy!

11. Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie in my diary?

Why It's Great: This line definitely has an unexpected twist to it. It's a surefire way to get a girl's attention and get a smile from her. If you're feeling lucky, this cute pickup line will get you the perfect smooch you've been dreaming of.

When to Say It: This line is a clever and humorous way to tell a girl you like her and encourage her to make a move. She might be up for it, you know?

12. My knees are getting weak since I fall for you daily.

Why It's Great: If you want to express your devotion to a girl, this line is the best way to convey your emotions. They say that meeting your soul mate will make you weak in the knees. Do you know why? Because your heart can recognize the person you can't live without!

When to Say It: If you're finally confessing your love to your lifelong crush, this is the perfect way to do it!

13. Girl, I bet you belong in prison for killing every guy with your killer looks.

Why It's Great: This line combines humor with flattery. It's unexpected and works great if you're trying to spark a conversation! If looks could actually kill, I would have been dead by now because I have seen a lot of beautiful women in my lifetime!

When to Say It: Use this line if you're trying to get someone's attention or make a bold and memorable impression.

14. Was that an earthquake, or did you shake my entire world in a second?

Why It's Great: There will come a day when you meet someone that will shake up your entire life. In a good way, of course! If a girl has sparked a lasting impression on you, go get her with this line! It communicates just how much she shook you to your core.

When to Say It: When that day comes, this line is the perfect way to say, "I'm attracted to you and may never forget you."

15. Hey, we have so much in common! I know nothing about you, and you know nothing about me - we are perfect for each other!

Why It's Great: This line uses irony and humor to create a playful bond between you and the girl you're interested in. A relationship built on playful banter sounds lovely to me! This is why blind dates can be so exciting! If you think about it, not knowing anything about each other makes two people a perfect match.

When to Say It: If you're meeting someone for the first time, this should take some pressure off the whole thing!

16. Is your father a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

Why It's Great: This classic pickup line combines humor with a compliment. The unexpected wordplay makes it even more catchy and memorable. I've met a lot of bombshells in my life, and I promise you, this line works every time. I mean, what kind of girl doesn't like hearing they're that attractive?

When to Say It: If you want to spark a flirty conversation with the cute girl across the bar, use this line.

17. I was going to buy you a flower, and then I realized that you're far more beautiful than any rose I could pick.

Why It's Great: You want to know why this works? It works because it gets you out of picking up a bouquet. Now you've got a girl and saved big bucks!

When to Say It: Use this line when you're trying to charm a girl or express genuine admiration. It's great when you compliment a woman on her beauty and make her feel special.

18. Our love is a mocha latte. You're hot like coffee, sweet like sugar, and filled with a little extra pep to make it perfect.

Why It's Great: This pickup line will likely leave a lasting impression on her. It's simple and sweet, like a warm cup of mocha latte. The right woman for you will make you feel warm and cozy, like the perfect cup of coffee.

When to Say It: Use this line if you're confessing to a girl or want to express your love for her in a fun and playful way!

19. Girl, you are so delightful, cheerful, and bright. You can make Batman rent an apartment and abandon his cave!

Why It's Great: Tell a girl she lights up your world with this super sweet line. Girls love to hear they light up the room. Why don't you do the same and put a smile on her face? Make sure to emphasize the compliment - it makes the delivery so much more impactful.

When to Say It: You can use this line when complimenting a girl's radiant personality or trying to make her smile. Especially when you want her to laugh a little when she hears it!

20. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Why It's Great: This playful line is just the right blend of smooth and flirty, while being as indirect as possible. If it ticks all the dots, why waste time using it? Now, that's a match made in heaven!

When to Say It: You can use this line as an icebreaker or conversation opener in a flirty text. It's perfect if you want to make sure she replies!

21. Baby you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Why It's Great: If you're looking for a way to make your girl feel special, this line will make your partner smile. Who doesn't love being sweeter than the sweetest thing on earth? Who needs a box of chocolates when your girl is already the sweetest woman there is?

When to Say It: The next time you're on a date with a sweet girl, use this line to compliment her best quality. For plus points, have a few kisses ready for her... and we don't mean the chocolate kind.

22. Are you lost, ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Why It's Great: It's a charming and poetic line that conveys a strong sense of admiration. Heaven sure is a place on earth when you're in the presence of a beautiful woman. If you happen to come across that kind of blessing, don't let her go!

When to Say It: Going on a romantic dinner date with your girlfriend? Welcome her with this compliment. She'll love it!

23. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Why It's Great: Another perfect line for a meet-cute. Every Hollywood heartthrob uses this every time they meet their romantic counterpart, and it could be your ticket.

When to Say It: This pickup line is great for a crowded place where you can make eye contact with someone from a distance. If your eyes meet, that's your cue to say this line.

24. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged.

Why It's Great: If you're the type who goes straight for it, this line is a bold and direct compliment that always gets a positive reaction.

I wouldn't suggest using this line on a complete stranger because this might count as cat-calling. Still, can you imagine being told this? Your heart will leap!

When to Say It: If you have a girl and are feeling extra naughty, this line is perfect to set the vibe!

25. If I were diabetic, I would be in trouble because you're so sweet I would go into shock.

Why It's Great: We all love metaphors! I don't mind going into shock as long as I have the best girl in my arms. This line adds a touch of wit to a conversation, and what kind of girl wouldn't love a fun compliment?

When to Say It: How about going into your crush's social media account and leaving this on her profile picture's comment section?

26. My doctor said I don't have an arrhythmia, but your presence is sure proving him wrong!

Why It's Great: We've all had our hearts skipped a bit for the person we love, but that's how you know it's true. Make sure to keep it playful, else she's going to think she really does give you arrhythmia. Waste no time in telling her she's giving you palpitations.

When to Say It: This cute compliment is perfect any time of the day. She'll love the sweet gesture and the playful acting.

27. What are you doing this evening? (Girl: Nothing.) Let's do nothing together, then!

Why It's Great: Better than just asking if you wanna do something because that's so overused. Sometimes, even doing nothing together can make your day. As long as you're with the right person, doing nothing can seem like the best time in the world.

When to Say It: If you got nothing better to do, inviting your crush to hang out using this line is a great idea.

28. Have you ever been to the moon? (Girl: No?) Wow, me neither. Gosh, we're so much alike!

Why It's Great: It is funny. Plus, now you have more common ground to add to your compatibility list. Next, ask her if she plans to go to the moon with you.

When to Say It: This would be a perfect pickup line during the getting-to-know-you stage. Classy and just a tiny bit funny, isn't it?

29. Are you a dictionary? You add meaning to my life.

Why It's Great: Any person would love to know that they make your life better than it already is. The pun is also quite endearing, as my first girlfriend will tell you.

When to Say It: It takes a considerable amount of time to gauge whether a person is right for you. If you're already sure about it, this line is a lighthearted way to say it.

30. Hey, they are casting for Wonder Woman. The movie would not do great without you in it.

Why It's Great: Every woman is a Wonder Woman. She is already pretty much the goal of any confident woman - you're basically saying she could be a superhero with a killer body.

When to Say It: This works great any day. You can use it on a dating app or in passing when hanging out with your girl.

31. Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.

Why It's Great: If your person is spiritual like you, they'll appreciate you using this as a reference. Hey, when a beautiful girl appears during your darkest, loneliest time, this line would actually be true. Don't forget to say, "Hallelujah!"

When to Say It: There's no perfect time to use this line. It's a casual gesture you can use whenever you feel like it.

32. Hamsters run in wheels all day, and I'd run after you.

Why It's Great: There's no funnier way to tell someone you're obsessed with them than this line. This isn't the thrill of the chase or something like that. She's a prize, and you bet you're going to run after her.

When to Say It: If you're trying to get on someone's good side, say this and watch them be more than a little flattered..

33. How was heaven when you left it?

Why It's Great: This is another great way to tell your special someone they're an angel walking on earth. A way better (and cleverer) way to say she's angelic. What's not to love? You've got to let them know they're a blessing!

When to Say It: This line would make anyone's day, especially during their special day.

34. Excuse me. You dropped something. My Jaw!

Why It's Great: It's as straightforward as it can get! You find them hot, and you want them to know that. Leading up to a punchline full of romance is definitely pleasantly expected, so that's why you should use it as much as you can.

When to Say It: The next time you run into a gorgeous man or woman, wherever that may be, use this line.

35. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Why It's Great: It's great because it's witty. Plus, it's unassuming, so they wouldn't suspect it's a pickup line. I bet she'd use this too, if she were the one pursuing others. This just makes it immensely relatable.

When to Say It: I make it a point to have at least one phone number belonging to a beautiful girl. If you happen to meet one, never let the day pass without getting her number.

36. Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

Why It's Great: This is another great way to tell someone they're smoking hot. Being with a beautiful girl gives you heart and lung problems. I should know. I can't stop being around them.

When to Say It: This pickup line works wonders if you use it as an icebreaker for dating apps. They have to reply to it, it's just too good.

37. Sit down and give those legs a rest. You've been running through my mind all day.

Why It's Great: This will put anyone in a good mood, especially after a long and tiring day. What's better than someone making your exhaustion feel so much lighter with a playful quip, right?

When to Say It: This line would be great for casual meet-ups. This also works if your SO has had a long day.

38. I'm addicted to "Yes," and allergic to "No." So what's it going to be?

Why It's Great: If you want to ask someone out, this is the best way to convince them to date you. I mean, if you were told this in a funny way, would you really say "No"? For plus points, deliver this with a little bit of playfulness to get your date in the right mood for it.

When to Say It: This may sound a bit aggressive, so make sure only to use it when you're having playful banter.

39. Would you be so kind enough to hold this (your hand) while I go out for a walk?

Why It's Great: Another great way to say, "I could conquer the world with one hand as long as you're holding the other." Hey, a little politeness can go a long way. The wording here is more than a little polite, so it might make them feel like it's rude (and not fun) to refuse.

When to Say It: I wouldn't recommend using this on a stranger because it will scare them off. Use this only for people you're already close with, and naturally, when you're going for a walk.

40. If you were Christmas, I would be the Grinch who stole you!

Why It's Great: Everybody loves the Grinch. Besides, he grew a heart despite everyone. And that's because he met the right person. For those who like to be aggressive in talking to the ladies, this one is practically made for you.

When to Say It: It's pretty obvious that the best time to use this line is during the Christmas season. They'll love the pop culture reference.

41. My next drink is on you! Cause I saw you and dropped mine.

Why It's Great: It would flatter anyone to know that someone finds them attractive. If you're not big on small talk, this is a great icebreaker. As long as you deliver it in that playful way, even it can sound really charming. Just make sure the next next drink is on you.

When to Say It: Perfect for nights out, in the club, at the bar, in the movies... Really, there are not a lot of places you can't use this in.

42. Excuse me. I noticed you noticing me and wanted to tell you I see you.

Why It's Great: This could only imply one thing and one thing only: you're the kind of guy who pays attention. I bet she'd feel like she's busted. If she's trying to be all clever by looking away when you look at her, you can ease her nervousness by saying this.

When to Say It: See someone eyeing you from across the room? There's no harm in striking up a conversation, right?

43. Can I have directions? (Girl - To where?) To your heart.

Why It's Great: An oldie but a goodie. You might think this is cliché, but clichés are clichés for a reason. Classic and almost never overstated. I bet you get lost in her eyes as easily as you get lost in her charms. She can forgive you for being a little lost, right?

When to Say It: I'm not the best navigator. If I happen to meet a girl I like, I sure as heck would love to know the way to her heart. Use this anytime, seriously!

44. Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute.

Why It's Great: Any person would think they're doing you a favor by answering yes to this question. Did you know that asking someone a favor sparks attraction?

When to Say It: I love a good bet, especially if it gets me a girl in the process. Try this line the next time you're out in a bar with friends.

45. I thought we should save fuel. Let me drop you home in my arms.

Why It's Great: It would make her feel like a princess for a day. You better walk the talk. Offering to give a free ride home is the classic gentleman thing to do. You also get to show off your cool ride when you say this.

When to Say It: The best time to use this is after a date. It would be like a challenge for you and an amusement for her.

46. Come on, girl, give me my heart back. How do you think I am going to live without it?

Why It's Great: You have her heart, and despite its context, you wouldn't have to get it back. This is a great way to tell a girl she's a keeper. For bonus points, make sure you sound just a little helpless when you deliver this. A little delivery really emphasizes the meaning of the line.

When to Say It: I would suggest sending this to your SO at a random time. It will catch them by surprise, and they will find it very funny.

47. People are wasting millions on research. The true cause of global warming is sitting right in front of me.

Why It's Great: She has to be super hot to get this compliment. This would flatter anyone. I know I've been. If she's the reason polar caps melt, then she must be hot as hell. Careful, you might be getting a little too close to the sun... But that's probably what you want.

When to Say It: Naturally, you should save this for when you meet a girl you find hot. Do strike up a warm conversation before you pop this, though.

48. If my life were a puzzle, you would be the final piece that makes it complete.

Why It's Great: Jigsaw puzzles, which are the most emblematic puzzle of them all, often make it so that only one piece can go in the right place. By saying this, it means she's the only one that fits.

When to Say It: Imagine using this line for a wedding proposal. I can already see her crying with joy!

49. I have a million dreams at night, and they all start and end with you.

Why It's Great: One of the best feelings in the world is knowing someone loves you. This reassures your partner that they're the only one in your heart and mind. A girl who keeps you up all night dreaming must be, quite literally, a dream come true.

When to Say It: The best time to use this line is before you and your SO sleep. This will keep the nightmares at bay!

50. They say you can find a treasure at the end of a rainbow. I followed one, and that is the day I found you.

Why It's Great: To have someone consider you their treasure is a gift. This will make anyone's heart flutter with joy! They say a pot of gold lies at the end of a rainbow. Instead, you found something even greater.

When to Say It: You can use this line as part of an anniversary card or when confessing your love to someone.

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Funny Things To Say To A Girl Over Text

When it comes to texting a girl, it's important to strike a balance between humor and kindness. While making her laugh is crucial, it's equally important to show her your romantic side.

By sharing these funny text messages, you can give her a taste of your charmingly sweet side and let her know that you have a repertoire of affectionate words that can truly sweep her off her feet.

  • I noticed you noticing me, and I want to let you know I see you, too.
  • You look so good I want to plant you and grow a whole field of you.
  • Are you tired because you've been walking through my mind all day.
  • What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.
  • What did the little boat say to the yacht? Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
  • What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts!
  • Do you want to know what I'm in the mood for right now? Pizza. Well, more like a pizza you.
  • How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.
  • You're more fun than a bubble wrap.
  • I want to hang out with you and do stupid things together.
  • The people who raised you deserve a medal for a job well done.
  • You could never be ice cream because you're so hot.
  • From this day forward, all my birthday and Christmas wishes will be about you.
  • Damn, you're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

Funny Things To Say To a Girl in Real Life (IRL)

It's good to have some funny things to say to a girl to let her know you're different from other guys. You're more than machismo and belt notches - you have a sensitive side and aren't afraid to show it!

Let your sense of humor be your wingman, and sneak some cute pickup lines into your conversation!

  • Can I take you out on a date again soon?
  • I love the way your nose crinkles when you smile.
  • The sound of your laugh is music to my ears.
  • I love the way you smile.
  • Can I make you dinner this weekend?
  • No matter what, I will always try to make you smile.
  • You always make me laugh.
  • Thank you for being you.
  • You are so beautiful.
  • Let's plan a trip together.
  • Your face makes other people look ugly.
  • Looking like a complete idiot with you is fun.
  • You know, you're almost as wonderful as cake. Almost.
  • Aside from food, you are my favorite.

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Frequently Asked Questions

First time diving into the crazy and intoxicating world of dating? Don't fret! These tips will come in handy.

How to pick the best funny things to say to a girl

  • Take it slow. There are a lot of different ways to make an impression, but the best way is to be yourself. Girls like funny guys, but they don't want it forced. Have some swagger? Are you a true romantic? Best friend/boyfriend material? Choose a line that says that!
  • Practice, practice, practice. Once you've picked out a few lines, try them out! Memorize them so that they roll off the tongue. Reword them if you need to; but make sure you keep the punchline. You want to come off as smooth, so don't be afraid to try a few lines out in the mirror. We won't tell. And be confident when you say them, because we all love a guy who has confidence.
  • Pull the trigger. This shouldn't come off as a surprise. None of these lines work if you don't say them! Work up the guts, and try your funny pickup lines out the next time you meet a girl you're into, And don't get discouraged if it doesn't work. It's not the line; finding a love connection takes more than a witty quip. Try again with another line or another girl!

How do I make her feel special?

Nothing beats a genuine guy. If you want to make a girl feel special, let her know what a blessing she is in your life. Acknowledge her efforts, qualities, and contributions. Make sure to be specific about what you appreciate and why it matters to you!

What makes a girl feel loved and appreciated?

Making a girl feel loved and appreciated depends on what her love language is. If she feels most loved by words of affirmation, don't be afraid to say why you love her. If it's quality time, stay present when you're together. If it's acts of service, do nice things for her here and there. If she loves gifts, spoil her with all her favorite things. If it's physical touch, she would love being in your arms and getting kisses from you the whole day. Appeal to her love language, and you'll make her feel amazing.

Why is it important to make your girl feel special?

When you make your girl feel special, you nurture your emotional connection. This deepens your bond and helps create a sense of intimacy, trust, and security.

How can I make a girl blush over words?

The best way to do it is to give her a sincere compliment. I also suggest focusing on specific details that make her unique and special to you. Make sure to be genuine, heartfelt, and specific in your compliments to make them more special.

More Awesome Things To Say To Girls

If you're still learning the art of dating, these articles should be able to help you out.

  1. Did these pickup lines work as expected? Prepare for the next phase with some sweet things to say to your girlfriend.
  2. Seal the deal on a date with these cute things to say to your crush.
  3. Finding yourself with some dead airtime on your date? Use my list of questions to ask a girl to get the conversation flowing.
  4. Humor works wonders! Here are some funny questions to ask when trying to get to know each other.