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35 Wonderful & Cute Medical Pick Up Lines - Ways To Flirt With Her

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Looking for the best medical pick-up lines to use?

Here at Mantelligence, we've assembled many types of punch lines, from science puns to nerdy pick-up lines and so much more. So, if there's anyone who knows a lot of funny lines, it's yours truly. If you're looking for the best conversation starts, look no further than some of these medical pick-up lines I've assembled.

Are you ready to dive in? Let's begin.

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Ultimate List of Medical Punch Lines

Here I've assembled the ultimate list of medical pick-up lines for those who want to spice up their game with some unusual pick-up lines. Some are clever, some are cheesy, some give you a funny feeling, and some are full of puns - but all of them are great to use if you want to impress her with your medical chops. You won't need to go to med school to understand the best of these great medical pick-up lines!

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7 Best Punch Lines for Medical Front Liners That Will Make Them Smile

These are some of the best medical pick-up lines that anyone with a background in the medical profession or those currently in medical school will appreciate. Like my list of nurse funny lines, these are great if you want to try something different for a change. These ice breakers are guaranteed to make any doctor, patient, or medical student smile a little with how clever they are!

Here are 7 best medical funny lines:

1. I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.

This classic line is the first one on this list for a reason; you don't need to have attended medical school to understand this. When you tell her this smooth line, ask her to nurse you back to health. The only you'll recover is through her touch!

2. Girl, your personality is so magnetic; I think our protons are in alignment.

Babe, you're so positive that it's as if like charges attract. Protons align more often when there's a strong magnetic field... just like the magnetic field she emits, making her especially attractive to you. This is a clever line for a clever girl!

3. I hope to be your emergency contact someday.

And this isn't for insurance purposes. If she's sick in love, become her love doctor. Give her a thorough consultation - put her fears to rest and diagnose her condition. Is she sick with a severe case of lovesick-ness?

4. Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase!

C-reactive proteins are produced by the liver when the body detects inflammation in a vein or the arteries, for example, the coronary artery. The body then sends proteins called acute phase reactants to deal with it. But really, this pick-up line is used only for the puns. Still, don't say this list isn't both entertaining and informative!

5. I'm jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!

Use this on med students or a female doctor. Then, ask if you can use that stethoscope to start playing doctor with her. She might laugh or blush, but she'll appreciate the humor nonetheless.

6. Am I attracted to you, or is it just volatile blood sugars?

If she makes you flush red and your heartbeat quicker, then it's possible you're attracted to her... or you have volatile blood sugars. Send her for a loop with this pick-up line, but make sure it's obvious that the real answer is that she makes your heart race. You want her to bring you to her home, not the hospital!

7. I must have crossed eyes because I can only focus on you.

Tell her that she's at the center of your vision, and everything else is a blur compared to her. Tell her she's the loveliest thing you've ever seen. This line is a little cheesy, but she'll enjoy the flattery nonetheless.

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7 Funny Ice Breakers To Use on Medical Personnel, Anytime

Medical personnel needs a little love and laughter in their lives, too! If you need to know how to make a girl laugh, try using a pick-up line close to home. If you're sweet on someone in the medical field, try some of these funny one-liners and ice breakers that'll surely make them smile.

Here are 7 funny ice breakers to use on medical personnel: 

8. I go all Kluver-Bucy near you.

Kluver-Bucy is a rare disease, and one of its symptoms is extreme sexual behavior. Is she exceptionally stunning? Does she whet your sexual appetite? Tell her that she makes you sick with love for her. Though, if she's never heard of this syndrome before, clarify what you mean.

9. Are you drowning? Because I feel I need to give you CPR.

They say that a kiss can be great medicine. If it looks like she needs a lot of it, try using this smooth line; you'll give her heart palpitations. And if she agrees, ask her to give you some CPR as well!

10. It is the condition of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator would not save me.

Does she make your heart race? Do you go into cardiac arrest because of her? When you tell her this line, don't forget to ask for mouth to mouth. Tell her this great pick-up line if she makes your heart weak and you need support.

11. I do not think you will try me because there is no cure for love madness.

Like there's no cure for a broken heart, lovesickness or love madness can't be cured. The only way to help someone madly in love with her is by also being madly in love in return. Want to be lovesick together?

12. Another doctor is required because you were not charged for dating the patient.

You've diagnosed her with singleness and prescribed dating to cheer her up. She might need another doctor, though... a love doctor. Fortunately, you're there to fill that role - you're nothing if not a thorough doctor.

13. You don't look that well. You need vitamin "ME" a lot.

Afterward, follow up by saying that you'll need a lot of Vitamin U! Both of you will need a lot of those vitamins, so why not give each other as much as possible?

14. From my sleep tonight, ICU.

Simple and punny, perfect for ending a conversation when either party has to go. Tell her you'll be seeing her in your dreams... and there's a slim but not zero chance that she will experience the same. ICU are beautiful as usual today, right?

7 Smooth and Sweet Opening Lines To Use on Nurses and Doctors

Nurses and doctors are always working hard, so brighten their day with a few sweet one-liners. If they're the type who focuses on their work-life over their love life, why not also try some smooth  lines to get them back in the zone? These sweet and smooth lines are designed to get people in the medical profession a well-needed break from their busy jobs.

Here are 7 smooth and sweet opening lines:

15. I'd check your blood sugar, but you're sweet enough.

This one's a classic. Everyone likes being told they're sweet; it makes them feel like a treat. So when a person needs a little sweetness in their life, be there to remind them they're plenty sweet enough - they'll find it hard to resist smiling.

16. I think I got sick because we're meant to be.

You caught a sickness because of her - and that sickness is lovesickness. She's contagious; the way she smiles fills your thoughts and makes your heart feel like it's about to burst... Maybe it was meant to be.

17. You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.

If she gives you tachycardia, this is a good line. Does she make your heart throb and your head spin? Better hope she's a cardiologist then because you're going to give as much heart as you can.

18. My love for you is so strong it can't be dialyzed.

Your love for her is so strong that nothing can filter it. If you want to declare your love for her boldly, then this is a good line to use on her. It's straightforward and honest, much like your feelings towards her.

19. Girl, do you have a severe case of plantar fasciitis cus you've been running through my mind all day.

Another word for heel pain. If she's been running through your mind all day, she must have sore feet, right? This one's a medical version of the classic pick-up line. Perfect for anyone in the medical profession.

20. Are you fibrous pericardium? Because you just anchored my heart to yours.

The pericardium protects to heart as an enveloping tissue. You're essentially telling her that her heart is enveloping yours. Try this clever line if you want to say that she makes you feel closer to her.

21. Hey baby, you look sad. Would you like to get a Polymeration Chain Reaction going?

In other words, DNA sampling. Analysts create multiple copies of a single strand from a small amount of DNA, a process known as PCR, or the Polymeration Chain Reaction. So, if you want to make multiple copies of DNA... Well, you see where this is going, don't you?

7 Clever Medical Punch Lines That Will Make Your Woman Swoon

If you need to deliver clever lines, a punchline can emphasize what you're trying to say. Get her interested with the delivery, increase the suspense with a pregnant pause... then deliver the punchline to send her for a loop. Practice using these clever lines, and you'll have plenty of options to wow her with!

Here are 7 clever medical punchlines:

22. If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?

This line is a roundabout way of saying that she's got a healthy body. Monoclonal antibodies are lab-made clones of a white blood cell. They function just like white blood cells and work to fight the body's illness. So, when saying this, it means she's very healthy.

23. When you walked in the door, your beauty hit me so hard that I have priapism from all the trauma.

If she invokes certain urges in you, this may be the line to use if you want to be direct with her. If she's so gorgeous that you rise to her presence, then announce that to her if you're brave enough. Best used if you've known her for a long enough time and are pursuing each other romantically.

24. You said I should eat healthily, but I will just eat your sweet cheeks.

Again, no one can resist smiling when being told they're sweet. Sometimes you just have to deliver it in a more clever way to make them smile even more. So, if you can't get enough of her sweetness, this line will help communicate that.

25. Do you work out? Because your heart enzymes from your blood work indicate that you do.

This one's a clever way to say that she's fit. Heart enzymes are commonly released when there's low oxygen, such as when one is doing a rigorous workout. So, by saying that she's got a lot, she's also been working out quite a bit. If you want to flatter her by complimenting her figure, this can be a good way of saying that.

26. Do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine.

This one's a great pun! Try reading the last part quickly. Sodium as an element has 11 protons, which helps sell the punchline better. If she's sodium fine and you can't stop thinking about her, this will help her laugh a little.

27. Can you clearly hear what my heart is telling you? Your name.

This one is best used when she's using a stethoscope or otherwise listening to your heartbeat. Tell her what makes your heart beat so fast - it's her, her name, that your heart is crying out. For plus points, say it with a deep but quiet voice so that only she can hear.

28. Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.

If you want to tell her that she takes your breath away and makes your heart pump, this is the perfect pick-up line to use. Even though it's the reverse biologically, this one won't fail to communicate how she makes you feel.

7 Worst Yet Effective Conversation Starters To Tell Your Crush

Some of the worst ice breakers may actually be great conversation starters for talking with your crush. If you're ever at a loss on how to talk to your crush, you have nothing to lose trying some of these bad pick-up lines - they might make her laugh or make her appreciate how corny and cheesy they are. If you think she'll appreciate that, then read on.

Here are 7 worst yet effective conversation starters:

29. Would you beat me if you did not take medicine on time?

This one's a little dark - people sometimes need medicine for their mood. In this scenario, the medicine is entirely something else - it could be you, it could be the love you have for her.

30. Girl, are you a ventromedial nucleus lesion? 'Cause, you left me insatiable.

The lesion talked about the causes of overeating in people, giving them a perpetual state of hunger. This means that she's always got you hungry for more of her. Will her being there finally sate you?

31. I've been having trouble putting my T-shirt on. I think I'm going to need a hands-on evaluation of the rest of my ADLs.

Basically, you're inviting her to examine your body closely. The joke makes it seem like you're not fit at all - but if you are, and want to invite her to feel your body sneakily, then deliver this punchline to her. She may end up interested in what you're packing.

32. Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 60% of me.

This one will get a laugh out of her. Humans are mostly water, despite sounding like nonsense - so if she likes water, she likes a good part of you. Even if this line isn't the most romantic, it's still funny, giving her some joy.

33. Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.

This one's a clever way to say that she looks beautiful. Chromosomes determine gender, and two X chromosomes make a girl. They also determine her traits, so you're telling her she looks gorgeous by saying that they've combined beautifully. Scientific and flattering!

34. I've heard infections are contagious; what about your love?

Is love contagious? You know the answer. If you want a chance to gain her love, you have nothing to lose with this line. It can be the start of you catching her lovesickness.

35. I'm a medullary thyroid carcinoma, and you're a pheochromocytoma. We are MEN 2B.

Once again, science puns! This one refers to Multiple Endocrine Neoplasia, type 2B. Otherwise known as MEN 2B. Even if she doesn't know what those are, it'll still get a laugh from her at how far you're willing to go to deliver a simple pun.

Downloadable and Printable List of Medical Conversation Starters

Here is a downloadable and printable jpg/pdf list of medical conversation starters (right-click the image and select Save Image As..):

How To Deliver Punch Lines, Effectively?

When it comes to delivering your pick-up line, there are ways and methods of properly delivering it, but the most important thing to have it all boils down to one thing - confidence. Without confidence, you'll likely mess up in the delivery of your lines, clam up at the pivotal moment, or otherwise fail to even say the puns in the first place.

Confidence is not easily gained, however. The best way to gain confidence is through practice - by putting yourself in the situation repeatedly, you gain experience properly delivering your lines. Start saying it in front of a mirror, imagining your reflection as the person you're trying to impress.

If you mess up a few times, it's okay - keep trying to perfect what you're saying. With time and practice, when the opportunity comes to use it on the real deal, you'll have a lot more confidence and practice in delivering your lines and may even win the girl's admiration. Practice makes perfect.

Frequently Asked Questions

Some of the best medical pick-up lines were gathered to form a comprehensive list. So by now, you should have plenty of material when it comes to picking up people, especially those in the medical profession. Do you still have more questions about how to use them? If so, I've answered some frequently asked questions, which will hopefully help you improve your pick-up game.

Can I use medical pick-up lines to talk to a person I like at a party?

It's always tough not knowing how to talk to girls at parties. It takes some confidence to go up to them, say your line, then continue your conversation. While medical pick-up lines are certainly unique and colorful, it's safer to use a more standard pick-up line, especially if the medical pick-up line is obtuse for beginners to comprehend. If the person you like is part of the medical profession, feel free to try - you've got nothing to lose!

Are punch lines a good way to start a conversation?

If you want to know how to start a conversation, then jokes are a great way to do that, as they can get your audience hooked. Interest the other person with your delivery, get them hooked with the lead-up, increase the suspense with a pause... and finally, smoothly deliver the punchline. They'll be impressed enough to want more, and by reading this list, you should have plenty of material for it.

Do women find pick-up lines impressive?

For every girl, a pick-up line or two works well with them - whether it's something sweet or something smooth, it's something you have to discover for yourself. Try all sorts of lines on all kinds of girls so that you'll learn how to get a girl to like you. As with the advice above, practice so that you don't stumble on your delivery.

Are pick-up lines considered flirty?

Pick-up lines can be flirty questions to ask a girl, but some can be just to tell the other person something sweet. It depends on the type of pick-up line used. Every girl has a pick-up line or two they like, so sometimes it's a safe bet to use something sweet first before trying for something more flirtatious. Don't be afraid to experiment, to see what the girl likes the most.

More Great Pun Lines

If you found this list entertaining and informative, here on Mantelligence, we've got many a related article about themed pick-up lines for you to read. Here is a shortlist of recent posts about pick-up lines, and they'll help you get the girl you want!

  1. Here's a list of chemistry-related jokes for intelligent girls in continuing with the science theme.
  2. Do you like Harry Potter? Does she like it too? Harry Potter puns may get you two closer!
  3. Everyone likes sweet jokes, so try some of these on the girl you think is sweet!
  4. Finally, would you like to round out your repertoire of intellectual pick-up lines with some math puns?

In Conclusion

Medical pick-up lines are like science funny lines and nerdy one-liners in that only a few will get them, but those that do will immensely appreciate them. Puns like these can be a needed step in broadening your horizons in picking up the girl of your dreams. So, by reading this list of some of the best medical pick-up lines we've found, we hope you'll have better chances of winning over the girl you're pursuing.

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